i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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