That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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