You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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