i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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