My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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