You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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