Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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