Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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