Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You are a booty call, not a friend.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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