we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
