Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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