Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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