i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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