I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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