You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
