Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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