they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize
