ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
