they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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