CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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