So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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