There is no way he is gay with that hair.
honey bunches of taint.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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