you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
