he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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