Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The adults are the big ones right?
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