Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think people are normalizing furries
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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