Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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