I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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