He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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