i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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