WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't deserve a penis
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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