she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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