u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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