Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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