I am in a vortex of obligation.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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