U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
