Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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