And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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