Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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