She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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