idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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