WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He better not be in your backpack
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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