so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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