thus making me awesome and them whores
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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