why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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