Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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