two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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