I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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