i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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