We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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