I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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